Am I crazy for slicing up my old running shoes? Do sliced shoes add any value to this tangle of blogosphere we call virtual-home?
When I started slicing up running shoes, I had brilliant dreams of uncovering the secrets of “visco-elastic rebound foam”, “EVA midsoles”, “dual-density polyurethane”, “strike zones”, “medial posts” and “carbon rubber waffle outsoles”.
With my halved Adidas Tillamooks and Asics Gel 1120’s stuffed into a bag, I walked to my neighborhood running shoe store yesterday. This was my moment of truth!
The three shoe-sell’n lads working the shoe store were quite intrigued. The were impressed with the perfect cut down the center of the shoes. I asked them what they could tell me about my gait and my feet based on the insides of my running shoes.
It seemed that the world stood still for a few moments while they pondered their answers. My heart beat heavily - I was fearful that they would say “Nothing”.
And that is exactly what happened.
They told me they didn’t know much about the insides of running shoes…which I s’pose makes sense. They did tell me which part was the EVA midsole (which I already knew).
I quickly got over my heartbreak when one of the sales men told me he could tell me all kinds of things about my feet & my gait with a nifty machine in the corner. He had me walk over a pad on the floor which transmitted my footprint to a computer on the wall. It blew the “wet footprint test” out of the water in terms of graphical attractiveness. The variety of pressure my feet exerted on the mat were differentiated with a rainbow of colors. Pronation was indicated graphically with points and lines. Impressive! Though it lacked the do-it-yourself satisfaction of the wet footprint test.
It seems that I diagnosed my own feet perfectly in my quest to learn about pronation & foot shape.
I have neutral feet, with one hell of a curve
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The excitement of the foot print exploration eventually ended. And we said our “thank you’s” and “goodbyes”.
Stubbornness makes me unwilling to give up on shoe slicing just yet. What about running shoe fortunes? I think I’ll start reading the insides of running shoes like tea leaves. You want serious analysis? Not here, not no more!
He he! I can’t be serious for more than five minutes anyway…so here we go!
I’ll start with the Tillamooks:
- Test #1: Running Shoe Energy Dispersal test
This test is based on the idea that runners put an immense amount of their own energy into their running shoes. The energy in the running shoes can be released to tell us about the runner’s strengths and weaknesses. For this test I suspended all four shoe slices at exactly three feet above the ground (three is the magic number), chanting “runner be, runner am, runner will!”, closing my eyes and breathing deeply, trying to commune with the Tillamooks. Then I dropped them, releasing their energy to fall where they may:
Tillamook Energy Dispersal Test:

The first thing to notice is that three of the four slices have their insides shown towards us. This indicates an openness and at the same time a vulnerability of the runner (me). It shows that I am still learning and wanting to improve, but that I feel worried that I may not improve.
The second thing to notice is the pattern the running shoe slices have fallen created upon falling. Three slices seem to cluster together in solidarity, excluding the fourth slice. This may speak to a past injury that I am trying to keep out of my life in the future. I may be gathering my strength and trying to forget about the past.
- Test #2: Running Shoe Inner Layers test
This test is based on the pressure and resulting forgiveness of a runners shoes. The idea is that the psychic (and physical) pressure a runner puts on his or her shoes gives a distinction to the wear of the layers. Here is a photo of the inner layers of the Tillamooks.
Tillamook Inner Layers Test:

This running shoe is still in decent condition after months and months of wear. The lack of extreme wear on the shoe shows a great deal of forgiveness of these Tillamooks. They have dealt well with the hard work I’ve given them to do. This shows that my drive to succeed and goals are well proportioned with regards to my effort. A great sign for the future!
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Oh man! This is fun! Ok, ya’ll I really think every one of you awesome bloggers should send me your old nasty running shoes. The blogosphere needs a running shoe fortune teller, don’t ya think? It’s a smelly job, but I’m up to the challenge! If you’re in, lemme know!
Do you have ideas for other tests of running shoe fortune I could preform?
See ya’ll, I’m going out for a run!